To: Chief Defendant Dr. No…a/k/a as “Doctor
Dinesh Chandra Khare”,
And Co-Defendant Vipul Khare, and Co-Defendant(s) GEETA Group LLC et al,
This is
Bluefin Inc. “collection agency”,
you three were last seen “high sea smuggling”
“Between the
exacts dates” of “June 19th 2015 back to March 30th
2015” collectively you three made approximately (28) shipments at
101,211 Kilograms of top grade “China
White heroin”
And “Thai Buds” into “United States of
America”
How would you like to handle this bill
“Debit or Credit”…? “Sir’s” ……?
Meanwhile……Back at the “USDA Courthouse”…. “J”
The
Court: “Pro Se Plaintiff (Hamilton) you may call your next witness to testify…?
Pro Se
Plaintiff (Hamilton): Thank you again “You’re Honor “Sir”
I call the “The State of California” to the witness stand your honor
“Sir”
The
Court: OK Mr. “Pro Se Plaintiff (Hamilton)
The
Court: “State of California” come up and please takes the witness stand and is “sworn
in”…..”
“Bailiff” swears in
the Witness the “State of California” and Mr. “Pro Se Plaintiff (Hamilton) you
may precede with you is continuing line of questions for this witness the “State
of California before my Court….
Pro Se
Plaintiff (Hamilton): “Thank you your Honor “Sir” J
Now “State of California”please
explain before the Court and Jury how exactly that it is you know the little
short white hair foreign gentleman sitting right there in the Nice Blue suit
and gold tie…?
The
Witness (State of California):”What” the Hell do you mean how I Know Him……..???
The
Court: “California” watches your foul language in my court room…
The Witness (“State of California):”
Sorry your Honor “Sir” Pro Se Plaintiff (Hamilton) just asks me how I know my darn
“Husband” your Honor……..we been married since 1998
Pro Se
Plaintiff (Hamilton): “I” see, I see….so
here today your testimony under oath before this court and jury, is the little
short white hair foreign gentleman sitting right there in the Nice Blue suit
and gold tie is your husband since 1998…?
The Witness (“State of California”
): “Yes” and we have 5 kids too…name “Geeta ja”, “Geeta Jo”, “Geeta Jean”, “Geeta
Billy Rae”, and “Geeta Jetta” (OK) and I have pictures…….”
Pro Se Plaintiff
(Hamilton): “I” see, I see…. And the “State
of California” just exactly where were you born…….?
The Witness (“State of California”)
I was born in “Guadalajara Mexico”………..”
Pro Se Plaintiff
(Hamilton): “I” see, I see…. Just one
moment please……..
Will the “Lovely Lady”
sitting in the back of the court in the “Pinky Channel” Dress……” stand up and
tell the Court and everyone in this room “exactly” your Name and
How you know the “little
short white hair foreign gentlemen” sitting right there in the Nice “Blue
Blazer” and gold tie …and in fact is your Husband……?
Defense
Attorney: “Object your Honor”, this some fancy trick before the court”….
The
Court: Will the Lovely Lady sitting in the “back” of the court in the “Pinky
Channel” Dress…… stand up and please Identify your Now…..”
Pinky Channel Dress: Yes “Sir” Your Honor,
My name is the “State of New York” …..”Your Honor”….
and that the “little short white hair foreign gentleman” sitting right there in
the Nice “Blue Blazer” and gold tie is my husband too….. “Your Honor”………………….”
Pro
Se Plaintiff (Hamilton): Hummmm “I” see, I see….”No More “questions” for the
“State of California” your Honor “Sir”
The witness may be dismissed……. J
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